P is for Pulp

Friday, September 22, 2006

inner city movie idea #1

The story takes place in an inner city somewhere in the United States or South Western Canada. Most people who live there are minorities of whom society has shunned. They be dangerous and just don't give a damn. The real minority in this city of cess is a poor little white girl who can't roll-bounce and can't keep up with the vernacular that her fellow peers use. She always gets picked on and her parents might or might not have a life threatning illness (I'm decided between ovarian cancer or alcoholism). One cold summer night she wishes upon the moons of jupiter that her life will get better.
The next day she finds a pair of pants. Well, magic pants. And her life changes forever. She learns how to rollerskate, and grind, and she even wins ghetto homecoming queen. She brings the deabate team its first state (or province) championship after arguing cotton vs. polyester. And she gets a poem published about thread count in the school literary mag. Then the pants tutor her in calculus and biology and she becomes top of her class at Reverend Ghetto Highschool School.
Ever since she was born she has wanted to get out of the ghetto and the pants gave her a chance. She gets into University of Texas Austin and studies sociology. She wears the pants every day of her life and things go great. When she makes her first million she decideds to visit the inner city she grew up in. She found out all of her peers did not make it out of the favelas, but neither her nor her pants care. She decided to donate 3 park benches to the school for good publicity and go back to her rich millionaire life style. The tag line will be either "cheer up sleepy jeans" or "things work out for white girls". I'm not sure what it will be rated because i wrote in a pretty long (and artistic) gang rape scene before the white girl protagonists finds the pants... whatever good art will prevail.

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