Babies and you

Ok, now no matter what race or ethnicity you are when you see a cute baby you will most likely turn to the closest person to you and say something like, "Thats the most precious fucking thang I've eva seen". But you don't have to think that way. When I see an infant, at a location such as the mall, I think I could snatch the todler out of his or her stroller and dash around the corner while screaming something such as, " you'll never see your child again". I would then return the child and convince the parent they were on a new spike tv hidden camera show. This is a good course of action because it provides an impressive story to tell friends and coworkers. The only downside would be if anyone said, "have you ever had your child abducted or aducted someone elses child" while playing the popular drinking game 'never have I ever' both the parent and I would be obligated to drink.