They Go Crazy When They See Me

I went to a resume help session. Many of the kids were extremely driven and were asking questions about how many internships they should include, what order club presidencies should be listed, and I think some students just raised there hands and mentioned they traded a personaility and creativity for 4.0s. Besides getting angry that i was competing with the souless, I started to ponder what things on my resume would make me stand out. Under other related job skills, I am planning to write 'asian people love me' (which happens to be true) Business is globablizing and there are billions of Asian people that need someone to give their money to; I would prefer they would give their money to me. Being loved by an entire race of people is not something earned from a class or a skill that can be downloaded from a peer 2 peer. I was born with this and plan to use it to distinguish myself from the masses of northfaces and uggs attached to bodies.