Car Point System Game
I learned about this game today from my friend Sarah and I thought it was a good idea so I am going to write about it like it was my idea. The game is point ranking system for hit and runs, provided there is enough light out to see the person you hit. The game ranks different catagoreys of people on a 2-14 scale as well the reason for the ranking
2)Morbidly obese people (They are very easy targets being both slow and large, but serious vehicle damage is a risk)
3) Women who use clothes to bitch about politcal problems.( When you see a t-shirt with a corpse of a chinese fetus that had its organs harvested in the banks of the Meijiang River ...drive straight for her cold ungrossed-out heart)
4) Albinos wearing light color clothing (Stop making people uncomfortable for having skin pigmintation)
7) Unclean people that dance on the street without music (Fuck the enviorment, fuck people who would rather write a hiaku about gaint squids then help actual people. Plus Giant Squids are super icky and if you ever met a live squid it would take you underwater and make you its sea weed bride )
8) Asian tourists under 5' 6" (For some reason asian tourists under 5' 6" gather their family together in crowded uniteresting areas, back up 50 feet, and take 3-6 minutes trying to take a blurry picture of their children in front of a bus station. I don't understand why it happens, but I would prefer that it stopped)
9)People over 6' 5" (people over 6' 5" are probably gangster disciples with something to prove. So if you don't hit them first they will try to kill you just to be initiated into their angry social club.)
11)Hispanic single mothers with four or more children (Though a very easy target, each time you hit them a made for TV lifetime movie is created)
13)Old people with disfiguring burn marks that they don't attempt to conceal. (The one bit of good news is that if you kill them the CSIs won't invesitgate because they don't want to look at naked old people with burn marks. The bodies will end up in a mass grave in a undisclosed location in Southern New Jersey)
14)Children in wheelchairs wearing a birthday hat (If you hit one of these, bravo. These people are not only rare, but should make you feel very guilty for ruining their birthday and their lives. But if you want a top score than get bold and rev your engine)
2)Morbidly obese people (They are very easy targets being both slow and large, but serious vehicle damage is a risk)
3) Women who use clothes to bitch about politcal problems.( When you see a t-shirt with a corpse of a chinese fetus that had its organs harvested in the banks of the Meijiang River ...drive straight for her cold ungrossed-out heart)
4) Albinos wearing light color clothing (Stop making people uncomfortable for having skin pigmintation)
7) Unclean people that dance on the street without music (Fuck the enviorment, fuck people who would rather write a hiaku about gaint squids then help actual people. Plus Giant Squids are super icky and if you ever met a live squid it would take you underwater and make you its sea weed bride )
8) Asian tourists under 5' 6" (For some reason asian tourists under 5' 6" gather their family together in crowded uniteresting areas, back up 50 feet, and take 3-6 minutes trying to take a blurry picture of their children in front of a bus station. I don't understand why it happens, but I would prefer that it stopped)
9)People over 6' 5" (people over 6' 5" are probably gangster disciples with something to prove. So if you don't hit them first they will try to kill you just to be initiated into their angry social club.)
11)Hispanic single mothers with four or more children (Though a very easy target, each time you hit them a made for TV lifetime movie is created)
13)Old people with disfiguring burn marks that they don't attempt to conceal. (The one bit of good news is that if you kill them the CSIs won't invesitgate because they don't want to look at naked old people with burn marks. The bodies will end up in a mass grave in a undisclosed location in Southern New Jersey)
14)Children in wheelchairs wearing a birthday hat (If you hit one of these, bravo. These people are not only rare, but should make you feel very guilty for ruining their birthday and their lives. But if you want a top score than get bold and rev your engine)
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