Puppies and you

Puppies are cute. Most of the time when people see puppies they say 'that is the most adorable puppy I have ever seen'. On average, people say 'that is the most adorable puppy I have every seen' 25 hundred times over their life span. Its not like each puppy you see gets progressively cuter until you're on your death bed and God comes down to expose the finest lilest daushuand the world has ever known. Its okay though, I understand. Its completely natural to see a cute puppy, want to hold it, make akward baby sounds at it, and imagine how awesome it would look in a little ninja outfit. But not all puppies are lovable combinations of fur and bones and gentic mateiral. Some puppies are hideous rodents. You don't want to lie to the owner and use one of your 25 hundred generic adorbale puppy statements on a dog obviously formed by incestous union. No one should have to lie about this and no one wants to hurt the feelings of an owner of an unadorable beast. This leaves the choices of Eugenics and Euthanasia. Elections are in Novemeber and this is a hot topic in the Maryland govenor's race. Incumbent Robert Ehrlich espouses eugenics while Martin O' Mally is a huge proponent of Euthanasia. If Ehrlich gets elected he promises money to scientifically create superior golden fur blue-eyed dogs (sort of like an adult build-a-bear work shop). O' Mally believes that Ehrlich's plan is too expensive and would rather spend the money on green (environmentally friendly) schools. Instead O'mally would rather make ugly puppies get dead. He mentioned at a rally in Fredrick that ugly puppies would serve our state better if their lifeless bodies decompose to form helpful nutrients to improve Maryland's signiture wheat crop. O man. I am so excited. This is going to be my first time voting and I really hope I choose the right one.