Blue Light

First 'blue light' has nothing to do with the post it just happens to be the song I'm listening to now by Mazzy Star.

The post is really about things that would probably depress my five year old cousin named Alec, which include:

-A zoo filled with animals that are still left swining from tiny nooses
-Dogs that sweat blood and have hemophilia
-Finding out that Danon discontinued making gogurt (Yogurt for the on-the-go kindergardener)
-Being dared to hug a cactus
-Paper cuts obtained while learning about fractions
-Being maced by his dead great grandpa (My grandpa)
-The movie 'I am Sam'
-Giving his first crush chicken pox
- Being an animorph, but staying in your animal form too long so you
can never again return to the human form you once were.
-A nascar race interupting Blues Clues
-Claiming not to be a racist, but being very intimidated by the janatorial
staff at his school
-Actually hugging the cactus
-Girls that are real polite to you, but don't want to be friends even though you think they're pretty cool and can't understand why they don't think the same way. Though I saw her recently, she got a little chunky over the summer, which made me smile
- Losing a spelling bee to his nemisis and carpool mate.
-Learning that he was adopted from reading this (that is totally untrue he is not adopted, thought it would be depressing if on his sixth birday his parents told him he was being adopted by another family who made an offer that was too good to pass up)