You Have To Be Pro Something

What are you passionate about. Abortion. You said abortion, didn't you. You probably yelled it at your computer screen. You might of just bought bumper stickers online that will convince other drivers to feel the way you feel on the topic. Yes, well a lot of people get heated when talking about abortion. Probably cause its slightly gross, people don't like things that are slightly gross. I personally don't like thinking about abortion for the same reason I don't eat sea food. The contents are slimy and the eyes always follow you at the dinner table. Lots and lots of people protest on the topic on abortion. Many people are pro-life or pro-choice. I would like to offer an alternative. My idea is for a small minority of people to be pro-abortion The idea is that all children will now be created scientifically and all accidental natural births, will be destroyed with speed and force. The pluses of this strategy are it would boost the economy by creating new jobs, babies would be less likely to get polio, there is some passage in the book of latter day saints that loosely refers to this, and bitches won't get fat looking. So if you were planning to go to a pro-life v pro-choice rally, but were bored of bitching one side or the other... Draw a sign of a fetus holding a hand gun and start yelling whatever you want. For once in your life just get out there and be somebody.