An Intense Introduction

Who were you girl sitting to the right of on my flight back to school? What was your name beautiful stranger? I have a secret. I thought if I stared at you long enough you would turn to me and say 'ok'. Then you would remove your clothing. I would unbunkle my belt and tell all the passengers around me to avert their eyes. Then I would flick a newborn baby on the head so it would begin to fuss and cry. Of course I would apologize to the mother, but would also say that the crying of your infant will mask the ubiquitous sound of love making formed between me and a total stranger. If we hit turbulence I would not get back into my seat, but countinue shouting obscene nouns and telling the flight attedents to leave me alone because I don't want anything to drink. When we were finished, we would make akward small talk like old people do when they want to vicariously live through young people. We would exit the plane and probably never see each other again; two young lovers sharing a moment lasting the remaineder of our lives.

My Aeroplane

What did you do for thanksgiving?
O, you ate food... like turkey and pumpkin products
And now your saying yummy and rubbing your stomach instead of responding yes
What else did you do?
You saw your friends...
Then you drank beverage until you felt comfortable enough to drunk text some girl
Interesting...
So you planned to drunk text this specific female even before your judgement was impaired by alcohol
So anything else happened?
O, hahaha
nothing else happened, but if a genie gave you one wish it would be to have a longer break
Thats phenomonal... just a phenomonal tale
My thanksgiving you asked?
The events of my thanksgiving were an exact replica of absolutely everything you did
Ok, well... I need to find eveyone else I know and learn how their thanksgiving were
See ya later
Good luck with things and stuff

Bah!

If anyone has a cure for the common cold, please put it on Youtube or include it in comments on this post. My only goal for today is to sneeze on as many doorknobs as I can find.

The Vidja Game Revolt

I loves me my commercials. They tell me what I should want to buy. Organizing etntertainment is another pertinent feature of commercials. I recently saw an add for Tony Hawk project 8. I don't know anything about this game, but I am asumming that the theme of this game is that it is the 8th tony hawk game to come out. That is not very inventive of the Tony Hawk franchise. I feel that many game franchises are heading in this direction. For example, Grand Theft Auto games are not getting more creative, just more of the same. And the Sims just adds more options for clothing and acceseories to supposedly make their game more exciting. My suggestion for the next Tony Hawk game is to not be Tony Hawk Project 8 plus 1. I suggest the idea of Tony Hawk Skates Famous Museums in Western Europe. This offers an exciting new world for fans of the franchise. You can grind the glass pyramids outside the Louvre in Paris and thrash through the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam. There is almost limitless potential. And vague but possible oppertunities for learning!!!

Things I will leave out of my Autobiography

I like the feeling of a girl's hand rubbing my back and saying lines like "o, it'll be all right, you're doing good", when I am throwing up after (or during) a party. I like to imagine (with the small amount of comprehensive ability I have left in me) that a tiny angel has her hands on my back. A tiny angel who for some reason let me drink excessive amounts of alcohol, but then helps me later by telling me things will be allright. This thought makes me feel slightly better even while different proofs of liqour are battling over the right to destroy my stomach and liver. Additionally, this sentiment should make the girl rubbing my back feel better. For a moment, she is not percieved as a loose-moraled female, even though she is dressed for the part. For a brief moment she is a saint... the saint of back rubs and generic sympathy phrases.

Referendum

I didn't vote today. I forget. i hope divine providence let the the best man, women, or minority win.
As or more important than voting is the ability to put referendums on the ballot
Most states put things such as banning gay marrige on the ballot. Issues that aren't important and have easy solutions like that get a lot of attention.
A more salinent issue that should be on the ballot and will hopefully be during the next election is banning sideburns
I say that we ban side burns. They make people less funny, less creative, and they are not extremely attrative looking anyway. Government agencies will be able to make exceptions for people such as Vince Vaughn and Elvis Presley's corpse, but for normals... I believe side burns should banned.